What is all this guff about conservatives re-creating the Bible to suit their political ideologies?

Question by O’Really: What’s all this guff about conservatives re-producing the Bible to fit their political ideologies?
It is the inspired phrase of God not Rush Limbaugh.

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Response by Dang! that Kool-Aid’s Sour!!
Amen.

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